Hi I'm Nicole.

I make youtube videos in my spare time.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MulticoloredTights

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armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

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thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Dinosaurs by Henrik Tomenius [website | twitter]

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jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

(via electricmudpuppy)

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beyoncevevo:

"remember when you used to be friends wit-"

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  • Question: "It's a metaphor" I have no doubt that you completely understand and stand by this statement that the act of putting an unlit cigarette in Augustus Waters' mouth is in fact a metaphor. But for some folks, we don't see it asa metaphor, we see it as situational irony, or a simple statement. Please explain how it is a metaphor. - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    fishingboatproceeds:

    Well, a character in a novel saying that something is a metaphor is not the same thing as the author of the novel saying that it’s a metaphor. Gus’s intellectual grasp often exceeds his reach (he calls a monologue a soliloquy, and misuses quite a few of the bigger words in his vocabulary). But I do think the cigarette is a metaphor, albeit a different one for us than it is for him.

    Gus’s idea is that the cigarette is a metaphor for illness, and he keeps it unlit and in his mouth as an expression of his power over illness. “You put the killing thing between your teeth but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” Gus’s thinking here is that HE has the power. This is why he tends to use the cigarette when he’s feeling nervous or powerless. (He’s also using the most famous commercially available carcinogen to make this statement, so obviously there’s a connection there in his mind: Humans can prevent cancer by not smoking; cancer is something we can have power over; your job is not to give cancer the power to kill you; etc.) 

    But of course Gus is wrong about all of this, or at least almost all of it. You may have SOME control over whether you die of cancer (you can choose not to smoke), but in most cases humans don’t have control over illness. “You don’t give it the power to do its killing” imagines more agency over illness than we actually have, because in the end much of the fault is in the stars, not in ourselves. So to us, the unlit cigarette is a metaphor for our false perception of control, and our urgent need to feel in control. It’s no coincidence, then, that when Gus’s life is spiraling out of control and he finds himself powerless before fate, he tries (and fails) to buy cigarettes.

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rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

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accioabaddon:

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capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUEHOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.
IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.


they are here to learn from the professionals.

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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thetomska:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

This is how I feel when I get attitude from animators as if my stupid cartoons “stole” the views they could’ve got.

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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